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I took a Decent Picture

Lamark Creek @ Dawn

soothing my ass

Keillor’s voice has spawned a thousand metaphors, and here’s mine [ Melinda Sue Gordon]: It soaks and coats the room like merlot swishing around a glass. It’s soothing and warm and slightly intoxicating.
Here’s mine: It soaks and coats you colon like Pepto Bismol swishing in your ass. It’s soothing to the point of maudlin-ation just [...]

Good Grief

I said this morning that I felt like I was having a Charlie Brown Day, and that if I ever cought the bitch who kept yanking my football I’d ring her fucking neck, but things are looking up.

T-Shirts

Click the link to their main page and see how many references you get. Sphincterboy will really [...]